So I gave grandma her salad and when I was going back into the kitchen the cat ran and cut me off and I almost fell and grandma goes ‘kitty! are you tryin’ to trip your woman?’ and I just about died laughing. She didn’t mean to say woman, she meant to say mommy but omg it was so funny
this is quite possibly the best post on tumblr
if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry
It’s not easy being Ginger
A humorous and lighthearted infographic about being a redhead. All facts are true.
KIRA I AM ONTO YOU AND YOUR PLAN.
Gillian Anderson bloopers in The X Files.
SONG OF THE DAY: Paloma Faith - Just Be (Acoustic Session)
Let’s get old together
Let’s be unhappy forever
Cause there’s no one else in this world
That I’d rather be unhappy with
Let’s be exposed and unprotected
Let’s see one another when we’re weak
Let’s go our separate ways in the night
Like two moths
But know that you’re flying home to me.
-You’re like a nine year old rebuilding a Moter Bike in his bedroom. And you never read the instructions.
-I always read the instructions!
Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart.
Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show.
Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.
DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX.
DO NOT click on adverts on the side.
And be very cautious of fake play buttons.
You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter.
Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For