Ginger goddesses reside here.

megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

I'll always be here. But this is when we talked. And now, even that has come to an end. There's something I didn't get to say to you. 
      Goodbye.  
No. I just wanted to say… hello. Hello, Doctor.

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

downlo:

Because skirts will always be more flattering and more comfortable than shorts. Plus, they’re a fuckload easier to make. Here are a bunch of skirt tutorials I found online. There are lots more, but I picked these because they were cute:

5 minute skirt

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Tiered ruffle…

Somebody love me.

Grandma called me dumb 6 times because I don’t like pork and sauerkraut. So I’ve locked myself in my room all night and haven’t eaten any real food.

Why do you say “miss” ? Do I look single?

seemenowlovemelater:

this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share